Cock Ratings

Text Ratings: $15-25

Instant gratification for eager men

  • Honest/Worship: Detailed paragraph describing every vein, curve, and inch. I'll tell you exactly how your cock would feel stretching my tight, fit body, or how I'd worship it with my plump lips.

  • SPH (Small Penis Humiliation): Brutal, cutting degradation of your inadequate shriveled nub. I'll compare it to my pinky, laugh at your pathetic excuse for balls, and explain why no woman would ever feel you inside her.

Audio Ratings: $30-50

Hear my sultry voice judging you

  • 2 to 3 minutes of my seductive voice moaning, gasping, or laughing at your cock

  • ASMR-style whispers describing how your specific girth would fill me up, or how I'd make you cry over your inadequacy

  • Custom name usage included

Video Ratings (Clothed/Lingerie): $60-80

3 to 5 minute video of me reacting to your photos in real time.

Honest reactions: either drooling over your magnificent cock or looking disgusted by your tiny worm.

Lingerie, fitness wear, or in a mini skirt.


Video Ratings (Topless/Nude): $100-150


4 to 6 minutes of full nudity while assessing your manhood.

I'll touch myself while describing exactly how I'd ride you, or point and laugh while explaining how your clit sized dick could never satisfy a woman like me.

Includes JOI (Jerk Off Instructions) telling you how to stroke while watching me.